When tucked up in bed, be careful how you take your ipod earbud out of your ear.  In the dark, the cat at your shoulder may mistake it for a bug and snatch it, claws out!

Leaf blower haiku

Leaf blower, ginko
leaves fly off roof edge in waves.
Yellow rains below.


Leaf blower, ginko
leaves fly off roof in waves.
Yellow rain, not snow!


Leaf blower, damp limbs,
inspired, coals become inflamed.
Stand-by, chaperone!