Recipe for Primordial Soup
Leave 20 lbs of sunflower seeds in a clear storage container (with sliding locks on the lid) on the patio so you won't forget to dole them out to the birds...for a year...in the wind and the sun and the rain.
Do you know ?
Pieface the dog will tag a box of maggots every day.
Flies can keep breeding in water...layer after layer...
Packing tape around the edges and over the latches keeps some smells in but NOT some flies out.
Pallet wrap keeps more smells in but lets some fluids out.
One garbage bag is not big enough.
Two garbage bags are no better.
Two people can put a stinkin' box on a pallet and only have to wash their hands.
We will drive the forklift four blocks from downtown Parrott to our home, but not to our woods to take a pallet OFF the pickup bed.
We'd really like to go back to 1979 to thank the prison-laborer at the Terrell County dump for telling Bond how to unload a pickup with a tire, rope and a tree, even if we didn't need the tire this time.
P.S. The jury's still out which smelled worse, the turtle or the box.
The turtle only smelled bad when INSIDE the car and left no scent trail. However even the EMPTIED truck bed reeked like the waste transfer station, on a bad day.
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